What these words really mean...A lesson for men

~* WORDS WOMEN USE *~

FINE

This is a word that women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed!, ! this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm…. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission…. DO NOT DO IT!!

LOUD SIGH

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT’S OK

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That’s OK" means that she wanted to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it… Just say your welcome, and back out of the room slowly.