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Mavericks party foul 8 worded post in the 4 word thread
got me thinking about how many variations of this classic phrase there are. We've all heard "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" Lets hear some variations that aren't quite as popular. like....
2 in the clam, 1 in the ham
2 in the slipper, 1 in the gripper
2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper
2 in the coot, 1 in the chute
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 to reach her, 1 to teach her
2 in the muffin, 1 in the stuffin
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 in the poon, 1 in the moon
2 in the hairy, 1 in the fairy
and so on.... What you got ?
2 in the clam, 1 in the ham
2 in the slipper, 1 in the gripper
2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper
2 in the coot, 1 in the chute
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 to reach her, 1 to teach her
2 in the muffin, 1 in the stuffin
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 in the poon, 1 in the moon
2 in the hairy, 1 in the fairy
and so on.... What you got ?
The Shop
With apologies to the Reverend Horton Heat.
2 for the gills, 1 for the chills
2 in the yummy, 1 in the crummy
2 in the snack, 1 in the back
2 in the slime, 1 in the grime
2 in the winky, 1 in the stinky
2 in cum socket 1 for the anal rocket
2 in hairy potter 1 in the plopper
2 in tutti fruity 1 in the booty
2 in the yoohoo, 1 in the doodoo
2 in the pleasure, 1 in the treasure
2 in the clencher, 1 in the pincher
2 in the curd. 1 in the turd
2 in the bush, 1 in the tush
2 in the pouch, 1 in the ouch
2 in the play zone, 1 in the gay zone
2 in the pumper, 1 in the dumper
Pit Row
2 in the lown, 1 in the brown
2 in the uterus, 1 in the gluteus
2 where youre born, 1 where theres corn
2 in the bin, 1 in the sin
2 in the gunk, 1 in the stunk
2 in the tart, 1 in the fart
2 in the liquid-cooled, 1 in the air-cooled
Oh Yeah... The posts were about pubes and grooming!
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