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Edited Date/Time 11/25/2019 4:34am
Mavericks party foul 8 worded post in the 4 word thread Laughing got me thinking about how many variations of this classic phrase there are. We've all heard "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" Lets hear some variations that aren't quite as popular. like....

2 in the clam, 1 in the ham
2 in the slipper, 1 in the gripper
2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper
2 in the coot, 1 in the chute
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 to reach her, 1 to teach her
2 in the muffin, 1 in the stuffin
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 in the poon, 1 in the moon
2 in the hairy, 1 in the fairy

and so on.... What you got ?

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sumdood wrote:
Mavericks party foul 8 worded post in the 4 word thread :laugh: got me thinking about how many variations of this classic phrase there are. We've...
Mavericks party foul 8 worded post in the 4 word thread Laughing got me thinking about how many variations of this classic phrase there are. We've all heard "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" Lets hear some variations that aren't quite as popular. like....

2 in the clam, 1 in the ham
2 in the slipper, 1 in the gripper
2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper
2 in the coot, 1 in the chute
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 to reach her, 1 to teach her
2 in the muffin, 1 in the stuffin
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 in the poon, 1 in the moon
2 in the hairy, 1 in the fairy

and so on.... What you got ?

I must’ve been living under a rock, these are classic 😂
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Deja New
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2 in the French Withered Pear 1 in the brown bear

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11/22/2019 8:36am
2 like a slam, 1 like an exam
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11/22/2019 8:37am
2 in the bump 1in the rump
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2 in the gash 1 in the ash.
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Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.


With apologies to the Reverend Horton Heat.
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11/22/2019 10:43am Edited Date/Time 11/22/2019 11:14am
2 in the drencher, 1 in the clincher
2 for the gills, 1 for the chills
2 in the yummy, 1 in the crummy
2 in the snack, 1 in the back
2 in the slime, 1 in the grime
2 in the winky, 1 in the stinky
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11/22/2019 12:42pm Edited Date/Time 11/22/2019 12:43pm
Braaaap




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2 in jizz creek 1 for anal leak
2 in cum socket 1 for the anal rocket
2 in hairy potter 1 in the plopper
2 in tutti fruity 1 in the booty
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BMSOBx2 wrote:
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.


With apologies to the Reverend Horton Heat.
That’s like when she says.... wanna try the other hole and you say don’t be silly you could get pregnant Woohoo
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Vaginas are like chain saws if you slip your fingers are up shit creek Whistling
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2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the yoohoo, 1 in the doodoo
2 in the pleasure, 1 in the treasure
2 in the clencher, 1 in the pincher
2 in the curd. 1 in the turd
2 in the bush, 1 in the tush
2 in the pouch, 1 in the ouch
2 in the play zone, 1 in the gay zone
2 in the pumper, 1 in the dumper
11/23/2019 4:32am
2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch
2 in the lown, 1 in the brown
2 in the uterus, 1 in the gluteus
2 where youre born, 1 where theres corn
2 in the bin, 1 in the sin
2 in the gunk, 1 in the stunk
2 in the tart, 1 in the fart
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2 in the clit 1 in the shit
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Watched you post ezza and now it’s pooooooof up n gone
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2 in the meow, 1 in the ee-ow
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moto themed...

2 in the liquid-cooled, 1 in the air-cooled
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11/24/2019 1:58pm
I can't decide if the ice cream picture or the Spock picture is more funny! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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11/24/2019 4:59pm Edited Date/Time 11/25/2019 4:34am
Deja New wrote:
Watched you post ezza and now it’s pooooooof up n gone
I was half lit and went to edit... *Accidentally hit delete!Laughing

Oh Yeah... The posts were about pubes and grooming!


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