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So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
Johnny Horton - Battle of New Orleans
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus
CW McCall - Convoy
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Mac Davis - Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble
The Shop
Rodeo Song lyrics
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off
piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off
piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves
Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off
piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off
piss me off, fuckin' jerks, get on my nerves
Steve Martin - King Tut
Survivor- Eye of the tiger
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
He dug and he burned and he burned and he dug and he killed all our cute little weeds
Then he drove away - We just smiled and waved, sittin there on that sack of seeds....
Jim Stafford - Wildwood Flower
"People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon, 'cause I get stoned in the mornin' and get drunk in the afternoon...
kinda like an old blue tick hound, i like to lay around in the shade......."
Long haired country boy - Charlie Daniels band.
Would you believe this man has gone as far as tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars and he voted for George McGovern for president
Well he's a friend of those long haired hippie type pinko fags, I betcha he's even got a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of his garage.
He's a snake in the grass I tell ya guys, he may look dumb but thats just a disguise, he's a master mind in the ways of espionage
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels Band
and she shows him off to all her friends
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her
so she caged him up with cyclone fence
And thats not jewelry she's talkin'bout,
It really don't cost that much.
- ZZ Top, Pearl Necklace
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said,
"Hey, Boy, do you wanna score?"
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone.
And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling,
Right down the middle of the court.
Didn't have on nothing but his Keds!
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand.
I hollered upat Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot.
Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
Two feets they come a creepin
like a black cat do
and two bodies are layin' naked.
Creeper think he got nothin' to lose.
So he creeps into this house, yeah
and unlocks the door
and as a man's reaching for his trousers
shoots him full of thirty-eight holes.
Pit Row
"And I'll see you on the dark side of the moon."
biggest two rock songs ever....!!
If I leave here tomorrow
would you still remember me
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Country Boy Can Survive - Hank jr.
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Who?
John Lennon
Hey Joe - where you goin' with that gun in your hand ?
Such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord. in a flat-bed Ford
Slowing down to take a look at me
Eagles.
So I might steal your diamonds - I'll bring you back some gold.
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