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The Movie that can't be made today
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One of the best films of all time.
That said, this movie could 100% be made today because Mel Brooks is a god. He just released History of the World pt. II and while it's not nearly as crisp as Blazing Saddles he does hit some of these same notes every once in a while throughout the piece.
Love Mel Brooks but History of the World pt. II sucked so much.
It for sure wasn't great, but Ike Barinholtz as "Ulysses S. Grant" and J.B. Smoove as "Luke" were incredibly fun to watch.
I have to admit I didn't get further than 30-40 min into the movie. Maybe I need to give it another try.
The Shop
That's just ridiculous. One of my favorite movies ever! I can believe it though , as some people through a big fit over tropic thunder as well.....which also great!
My wife liked it a lot more than I did but when those two were on screen; I couldn't look away. Especially J B. Everything that man does is gold.
Didn’t make it 15 minutes into “Part II”. Seems like a poorly written ripoff of “Drunk History”.
The first thing I thought when I read the title was Blazing Saddles. No joke man, no joke.
Some movies are just funny long after their time. Thinking of old movies, I think I'll watch The Naked Gun.
It’s twue, it’s twue!
Dear Woke & Afraid…
F.O.N.D.
No dang blaming, it's a ni (bong)
He said he's near!
No God damned blamit, I said he's a ni (bong).
"Pardon me while I whip this out."
"Got damn, we nearly lost a $700.00 push car."
I have to watch the show alone because I know every line.
Are we awake?
That depends, are we black?
I didn't get a harumph outta that guy.
"Got damn, we nearly lost a $700.00 push car."
400 dollar push cart.
When their in line as Klansmen to get the badges. Bart the sheriff reaches out to sign and Waco kid grabs his hand and says " he just a little dirty, (turns his palm up and says) See? it's rubbing off.
Oh boys, look what I have here!
Yeah Bill, I might brick some, been tasting whisky.
Ask Manny, I might have a bottle or 2 around.
“He said he’s near”
He said the sheriff is near.
Fixed it for you.😎
Never mind that shit, Mongol’s here!
All I know is this…
When I’m in Texas, I drink amongst my Texas kin.
Them shitzengrubers will fuck you up.
Where all the white women at?
More beans Mr. Taggart?
Sorry about the up yours, n*****
Weilen dank, schotze.
Well, duh.
Pit Row
You're going to glendale, yeah?
You know this, man!
Yeah
Head em off at the pass
Somebody go back and git a shitload of dimes!
We’re all leaving out the easiest and most obvious. Come on, all together now:
Badges??? We don’t need no stinking badges!
"What in the wide, wide, world of sports isa going on here?,i hired you people to get alittle track laid.
not to jump around like a buncha Kansas city faggots!"
I watched this film with my parents when I was 11. I didn't think it was funny because I didn't get all the jokes.
Parts I did laugh at was all the cowboys sitting around the campfire farting and Alex Karras knocking the Horse out.
Watched it years later and last night and had tears in my eyes laughing so much
"Aw man, they said you was hung"
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Still laughing in here.
Good stuff.
Great writing.
"Are we awake"?
"That depends. Are we black?"
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